That’s What James Said

Pointing at a Raven:

“Mum, can I go chase that pigeon?”

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After observing a mole on the side of J.D.’s nose:

“Dad, is that a bindi?”

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Me: Did you put item X away?

James: Yes, I did.

Me: Really? It didn’t sound like you put it away.

James: I did. But don’t check, okay?

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After cutting onions  near James.

“MY EYES ARE SPICY!”

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James, looking worried:

“Mum, do I have mandibles?”

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J.D.: Tell Mum about the dangerous thing you found in the bathroom cupboard.

James: (in a grave tone) Mum, I found Laser blades.

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