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Family Hike: an account by James

August 10, 2009

Alternate Title: How the Outdoors Lost its Appeal

Time:2:30 – 2:35 pm
Location: backpack carrier, on path in general direction of park
Activity: eating hand
Thoughts: PARK PARK RAISINS PARK CRACKERS PARK

Time: 2:35 -3:15 pm
Location: backpack carrier, on path veering away from park and up mountain
Activity: Screaming
Thoughts: LYING JERKS

Time:3:15 – 4:00pm
Location: treacherous toddler-killing mountain path
Activity: Injuring self whilst forging for poisonous vegetation.
Thoughts: Mom needs to relax. Dad totally has me. OOH! Is that hemlock on the edge of the precipice?!

Time:4:00 – 4:45pm
Location: backpack carrier, descending treacherous toddler-and-also-parent-killing mountain path
Activity: Screaming
Thoughts: OPPRESSIVE JERKS

Time:4:45 – 4:50pm
Location: backpack carrier, literally ten steps from our front door.
Activity: Unconscious.
Thoughts: BOOBIES RAISINS CRACKERS PARK BOOBIES RAISINS etc.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. That Girl permalink
    August 12, 2009 7:40 am

    That was very cute!!!

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