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August 14, 2009

Put the number and name of your vote in a comment. Voting closes on Sunday. Winner will be inducted into the FDS on Monday.


1. Jim: I’m sorry Daddy don’t go, we’ll be good

2. J.D.: James and Oscar co-starring in “Planet of the Apes”:

“Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it.

3.Kristi: “I’ve got some iiiiice cream. And you don’t got none. I got some iiiiice cream and you don’t got none.”

4.Belle: “Noooooooooooooooooo. Not her!!!! Help!”

5. Jean: No caption…just the theme song from Chariots of fire.

6. Philbo: no wonder they’re crying, the man in the white and green shirt is standing on their toes

7. Mary: We were so scared….really Mom!…..the bear was s-o-o-o-o-O big, and he was running after us s-o-o-o-o-O fast…we “bearly” made it inside the house!

8. Katie: James: “I thought vertical stripes would make me look taller! Disappointed!”
Oscar: “And these horizontal stripes make me look too wide! Darn it!”

9. Tom: “let’s go boys, your father left. now it’s back in your boxes, i’ll give you your medicine, put on your headphones and we’ll look at the funny flashing pictures again.”

10. Jocelyn: “But WHYYYYYY???!?!? You promised to take me to the ball game!”

11. Jocelyn: “I’m NEVER going to get out of this hellish ordeal! When is it MY turn to be saved?!??”

12. Eileen: Claire: Now boys, you don’t really want to go play ball with Dad, we’re going shopping today, remember?

13. Coleen: “Watching Disneyland burn”

14. Janice: She’s coming, she’s coming!!!!!! You told us she would never babysit again!

15. Joel: They were hapless victims. Their father couldn’t imagine the horror that would unfold once he left. James was counting cards since he was nine months old, Oscar was a language savant, and together they were an intractable force of genius. But their intelligence had proven to be futile against the childproof construction of their highchairs. From their plastic perches, they would be carefully pointed towards the torture box and left at their mother’s side for an hour of infernal suffering, as she gazed on in blithe fascination. They could close their eyes and scream but that would only encourage an increase in volume until their voices were hoarse and the unceasing descant prevailed. They would never win. This wasn’t a domestic affair; they were up against the collective power of nearly every mother in North America. It was an alliance, so vast and so loyal that the only remaining hope for humankind was to take out the chief of the tribe: Oprah.

16. Jane: “I am going to eat both of you and daddy will have no idea.”

17. Stefan: Hansel and Grimwald realized the witch’s true intentions, but alas, it was too late…

18. Adam: Photographer Catches Woman Pulling Kids’ Tails.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. Jean permalink
    August 14, 2009 9:11 am

    Vote: no. 15, Joel

  2. Eileen permalink
    August 14, 2009 10:19 am

    I too vote for Joel (No. 15) – brilliant.

  3. Uncad permalink
    August 14, 2009 11:27 am

    Hands down it is Joel (15).

  4. maggie permalink
    August 14, 2009 11:38 pm

    No. 16 – Jane. “Right to the point, no wasted words.”
    (If she hadn’t submitted my vote would have gone to Joel “Brilliant stream of consciousness – loved all the words”)

  5. Jocelyn permalink
    August 15, 2009 5:32 am

    Yep – Joel’s. 15. Pure genious…

  6. Colleen permalink
    August 18, 2009 12:25 pm

    Whoops. I got lost in deck building and I missed my chance to vote. Although meaningless now, I should note that I was going to go with Adam – his caption gave me the biggest, instant laugh.


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