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Dear Reality

September 1, 2009
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Hi there. We just got back from a visit with your arch enemy, a cruise ship (Have you ironed things out with Tom Cruise yet?) Anyway, we’re still trying to adjust to living in the the same realm as you and it’s very hard. So, I was wondering if you would mind making a few adjustments. For example, an overwhelming breakfast buffet that requires three visits per morning to do it justice would be great. And also, adorable towel animals lounging on a bed that gets made twice daily would be quite helpful. Oh, and maybe a pianist singing Beatles covers for the corner of our living room. These would make our transition much more comfortable. Thank you.


P.S: James would like a glass elevator, please.

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