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Cement Mixer.

November 30, 2011

James: (genuinely depressed) Mama, I really need a real cement mixer.

Me: For what?

James: To build a real parking garage. Can you get me one?

Me: Here! How about this one:

James: (with a wail of despair) IT’S NOT REAL ENOUGH! I need to get inside it but I can’t!

Me: But James, you don’t have enough money for a real cement mixer. They cost many many dollars.

James: (flushed with hope) I can get some! (hauls out Monopoly)

Me: Unfortunately, very few stores accept Monopoly money James.

James: (rends garments, gnashes teeth)

Me: Jasper, reason with your brother.

Jasper: BAP! (blows lip raspberry)

James: IT’S NOT FUNNY JASPER!

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Colleen Grandy permalink
    November 30, 2011 11:54 pm

    Not cool, Jasper. Not cool.

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